WHUZZUP! » There's no such thing as... WHO??? Dear -e- I am in third grade. Robby (who sits behind me in school) says there is no Santa Claus. This ruined my holiday, and I want him dead...
WHUZZUP! » My, that's an impressive erection in Rockefeller Center, if I do say so myself. We're all watching the Christmas Tree lighting on TV at this moment, waiting for my son's godmother's son to perform (He's staying at his mom's house in Maspeth this week... I'll sell any Brian Setzer fans her phone number for the low, low price of $50 each. Sure I'll hear about it later FROM my in-laws, but hey... a buck is a buck.)
WHUZZUP! » Ask the Magic Dongle Wow. Dongles are not only appearing everywhere, but they're smarter than we originally thought.
Angel has a DONGLE that answers questions t...
WHUZZUP! » When worlds collide... When the heck does a cyberworld, work, and personal life hit all in one spot to anyone else?
From Today's Pocono Record:
J...
WHUZZUP! » It's worse than I thought... 19) Where is the instruction manual? (meaning .. how am I supposed to work with you when I don't have the directions?)
Quote: 'Think of us...
WHUZZUP! » Help Wanted: Straight man for comedy routines ... well the 'straight man' can be gay, too. Just don't look for me to share the same hotel room when we go on tour. (I'm homophobic on Tuesdays and Saturdays... rest of the week, I'm okay up until the third 'Racist Friday' of the month.... then there's the half hour of 'religious piety' and 15.2 seconds of 'political correctness' each second month...)
WHUZZUP! » Opinions... 'Opinions are like assholes... everyone has one, and they all stank.'
Please don't think this is directed at anyone. Actually it's more ...
WHUZZUP! » In other news... It seems the dispute below has been dealt with... Pages have been taken down, and certain comments were asked to be removed... so let's talk about DONGLES.
WHUZZUP! » Cat-fight (or W.W.N.D.)? Oh man... this one is ugly, and involves a cat that sadly passed away.
No one in their right mind would comment or link to this particular debacle... except me, of course.
WHUZZUP! » So close to the deadline... Mike needs to be famous... and fast.
Who am I to deny one of the most under-rated bloggers out there his moment of fame and glory? Today'...
WHUZZUP! » Newspapers in Edukashun Another day of triumph and proudness today... But you wont find it here. Because some things are more important than a web page.
WHUZZUP! » There, I'm over it, see? Thanks guys. I needed a good, long break from the web to get myself back together (what was it, like four hours?).
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