WHUZZUP! » I'm not dead. No, really. For a guy whose slogan is 'Only the coroner will know for sure', you can bet your bippy it must be bad when I beg for a doctor's appointment...
WHUZZUP! » Pass the cigars around! New 'Bushism' Born at Bill Signing: 'Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we,' Bush said. 'They never stop thinking about ...
WHUZZUP! » Fun with Personal Ads.. Given the depths of my life lately, (I seem to vaciliate between utter boredom at work with nothing to do and being to depressed to actually...
WHUZZUP! » Putting the 'FUN' back in 'FUNerals' To me, nothing says 'I loved that stiff more than you did' better than by sending... APPLIANCES! No. Really. Think about it. A death in the family turns loved ones INTO instant vultures anyway. How many times can you think of when Aunt Sadie is barely cold and relatives are ransacking the house for jewelry, heirlooms and loose cash, so why not just bring the goods right INTO the funeral home?
WHUZZUP! » Band Camp Not wanting to leave things on a downer like the last post... I present an honest to goodness conversation between me and my nine year old t...
WHUZZUP! » Heeeeeeeere's the Witch! Rather than just leave this page stagnant over the summer, I'm going to let a dear friend take the mike for a while. She needs to vent, and ...
WHUZZUP! » Closed for the Summer I think I'm just going to take the rest of the Summer off. Just way too much going on and way too much on my plate.
In case you've wondered...
WHUZZUP! » News Breefs Lookie, lookie, lookie!!!! I beat The Mighty T to a test!!!! HERMIT 'the meditator, philosopher, sage, wise man' You can not and will not co...
WHUZZUP! » For the Gipper... It's really sad that this had to fall on our 12th wedding anniversary... I remember back in 1986, downtown Manhattan was closed down for...
WHUZZUP! » wow It appears I have once again misjudged the American public and they have some sense of musical taste after all. Congratulations, Fantasia...
WHUZZUP! » Fantasia or Diana? I think I'm gonna break ranks for once and talk about something everyone else is talking about... American Idol.
I gotta admit, after heari...
WHUZZUP! » Day 52 without sleep Heh... I once heard that a human will go insane after seven days with no sleep. That is SO not true. Probably propaganda by Serta or one of ...
WHUZZUP! » Murphy's Law Monday Holee %$@#! You ever have a day where, like, EVERYTHING is going wrong? One of those black-cat-follows-you-under-a-ladder-with a broken-mirror kind of day?
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