Author Archives: Eric Brooks

About Eric Brooks

(/•ิ.•ิ)/✦ Musician ✦ Programmer ✦ Graphic Designer ✦ Evil Clown ✦ \(•ิ.•ิ\) - A thorn in the Internet's side since 1997 with no intention of stopping any time soon.

Democrats Vote Unanimously to Remove One Hour From American Lives This Weekend

On Friday, House Democrats made a surprise vote to remove an hour from everyone's lives to offset the deficit. Continue reading

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Neckbeards Complain They Can’t Angry-Fap to Brie Larson #InternationalWomensDay

For International Women’s Day, and the Premiere of Marvel's Captain Marvel, we sat down and spoke with an expert on both… A Men’s Rights Activist named Marty Cohen. Continue reading

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Of Mice and Whiny Men

What to do when the cold weather brings all the critters in your house. Continue reading

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Sunday Musings: Stupid People

Today I got to think about stupid people. Stupid old people, stupid young people, stupid stupid people. Continue reading

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The Centrist Creed

Some of the things I believe in. As a moderate, I can understand both sides of an argument. I have strong opinion on topics though, don't get me wrong. Continue reading

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20th Anniversary of my First Blog Post

Looking back on 2 decades of being an old school web guy and obnoxious jackass… ““Whuzzup” Created. “Free Stuff” created. “Avon Order” demo created. Website receives RSACi rating. URL added to AOL Netfind, Lycos, Yahoo!, HotBot, and Alta Vista. “Non-frames” … Continue reading

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Americans Share Their Brave 9/11 Stories How They Watched Television All Day

Citizens all over America will recall their 'Where were you when September 11th Attacks Happened' moments on social media today… usually starting with someone telling them 'Hey, Quick, turn on the tv!!!' Continue reading

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You Either ‘Get It’… or You Don’t.

Life is a never ending river flow. Sometimes the course can become dangerously erratic; Sometimes it’s filled with obstacles like rocks and fallen trees; Sometimes it reaches an ‘end’ with a really large drop, where it continues again. Continue reading

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How to Use RSS Feeds

A simple guide to RSS and how to use it in your bookmarks. RSS is great for busy people who just want to visit a site only when there is fresh content… Continue reading

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MySpace Blogger Websites – In Case of Emergency

As you can see, many MySpace bloggers have become disenchanted with the state of affairs here. It may be fixed. It may not. Many of your favorite bloggers have set up blogs elsewhere, and I recommend you to do the same. Continue reading

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Happy to be Stuck with You

A woman wants to be seen for who she is. Loved for who she is. Sometimes even despite who she is… You need to SEE her. You need to notice the unique things that make her who she is… and love her for it. Continue reading

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My Name is Eric, and I am a Problem Adult

We all form opinions about EVERYONE here. You get to know people. You like them, even though some things about them can grate on your nerves sometimes. No one is perfect, and they have many sides to them… Continue reading

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This Week on MySpace

In the event that some earth-shattering drama blog were to ever come out with some shocking revelation, hoping to sway public opinion against me, let me give you my response ahead of time… Continue reading

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Christmas Magic

There is something people don’t understand about me, and they have to in order to truly know me. I NEED to believe all things are possible to work my magic. Continue reading

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Dropping an ANVIL on Andrew Mattock (while he’s still here)

Andrew Mattock, one of the creepiest and most hated people on MySpace. Does dying give anyone the right to be a verbally abusive jerk? Continue reading

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Got low self esteem? Don’t date ugly chicks (and other male survival tips)

WTF Radio has issued a blog challenge: Blog about men vs. Women, Relationships, or Hormones. Continue reading

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Switzerland hates me? Oh that’s just GREAT!

Imagine waking up and finding out a whole country hates you… Welcome to my world. I mean, I’m used to whole social networking sites deciding I’m a jerk (and yeah, I ask for it most of the time), but a whole country? Continue reading

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10 Tips to Become a Blogging Superstar on MySpace

Want to rank high and get noticed? Follow these 10 simple tips. Continue reading

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The Girl in the Painting…

The story of a little boy and his imaginary first love, who turned into his dream girl… Continue reading

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Eric’s Guide to the Bible

Eric’s guide to some of the wacky stories of the Bible and what an egomaniac the Old Testament God is… Continue reading

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