Anyone who has known me for longer than 10 minutes knows that can ony mean one thing:
Mischief and Mayhem.
Ok, that’s two things. Sue me.
As everyone knows, usually some evil twisted bad guy/gal becomes that way because of a tragic unjust miscarriage of justice in the antagonist’s past that scarred him/her forever….
In my case, it’s because nobody ever trusted me with a Flat Stanley. You know the cute little paper guy that gets mailed around the world and everyone takes pictures with him.
Well, nobody let me play.
Anybody up for some Photoshop fun?
I propose we circulate EvilMarty®. Flat Stanley’s no good, welfare recipient, beer guzzling cousin from the trailer parks…
I’ll make the Photoshop PSD, and we can circulate him around notorious crime scenes, mass murderers and politicians. Post it in your blog, and ping me.
Then we can have a vote, and the winner will get a premium copy of LotsaFonts! on CD.
*holds back tears* *sniffles*
Then maybe… just maybe, I’ll
find something else to blame for my sorry state of bitter bastardhood be a better person.
Would you do it for me?
Wow. Who knew there were so many problem adults that are handy with Photoshop out there?
Just mere hours after announcing the EvilMarty® Photoshop Contest, we’ve already got our favorite flattened redneck showing up everywhere…
(As you can see by his Gallery of Jebus Art… he’s just warming up)
No rush, kids. I haven’t set a deadline yet… make as many as you want… but let me know if you have EvilMarty® up somewhere, ok? JOIN IN ON THE FUN!!!
Update 8:16 PM: EGADS, he’s now been spotted at Kiss This! He’s spreading faster than the My Doom worm!!!! Good Lord! What have we DONE??!!??
Yet another Update 1/29 @ 5:33 PM: – His invasion continues at Desiree’s, where he shares a brewskie and stock tips from Martha Stewart!