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Praying for Jude and Christopher Scott Hamilton

July 16th, 2008

My first radio show! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/eric_brooks

Due to my newfound addiction to The Mobsters Game, I now find myself with a slew of half-done blogs, a ton of unanswered email, and answering profile and blog comments? FUHGHETTABOUTIT!!!!

So I want to compress my thoughts as quick as possible…

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Praying for Jude - Our very own Jude, a very popular and beloved member of our blogging community, has been fighting for her life in the hospital. All the while as she has been giving, caring for others, and putting the spotlight on musicians, bloggers and American heroes that gave their all… she’s been keeping the fact that she’s had a brain tumor all along. The outpouring of love and prayers for her has resulted in something I can only describe as MIRACULOUS. She’s out of her coma, but she isn’t out of the woods yet. Keep the prayers and positive energy flowing.

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An Open Apology to Christopher Scott Hamilton - Speaking of Jude, a musician that she has adored and plugged for over a year has suddenly developed amnesia when Jude’s daughter asked for him to send a message to her mom while she was in a coma. She said “it would be like an awakening kiss from Prince Charming”.Well “Prince Charming” had this to say:

“I know.I’m getting 5-6 emials a day about her”
“Jude has a ton of websites.Makes one wonder about menatl problems.”
“In order for me to maintain my music and the people I do have that are straight up without a single doubt…I have to turn away from all this strange thing of fake profiles and hiding.”
- Christopher Scott Hamilton -

Wow… is this illiterate Bo Bice wannabe SERIOUS?
Having a ton of websites means you have mental problems?
WELL LOCK ME IN A FRIGGIN LOONEY BIN TOO!!!!

Most recording artists, no matter HOW stoned out, egotistical, or whatever major assholes they are… they KNOW they have to treat their fans like gold. This guy can’t do something nice for his one and only fan? THAT’S FUCKED UP!

Good luck trying to get a signed recording deal with THAT attitude, buddy!

However… being the bigger person, I offered an open apology to him.

Dear Mr. Hamilton:
I am SO SORRY that I was only able to nominate you as Biggest Asshole in this contest.

Unfortunately you didn’t fit the criteria of the other two categories.

Maybe next year?

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The news of this jackass was unfortunately eclipsed by the Clark & Bad Lisa Show, Surprise!!!, and The 3 Amigas all being shut down and their owners banned at the whining and tattle-tale-ing of a certain Super MySpace god…….And aren’t we ALL just tired of talking about THAT over-rated blubbering gasbag yet?

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Speaking of OZ’s Asshole Contest and gasbags - Internet Hef® had another one of his uhhh… “off-color” outbursts just in time to recieve a TON of nominations. He was doing so good holding in his need to spew the “N-Word” all over his blogs and comments that the poor thing finally burst after two months.

This led to Kelly’s hilarious “How To Make Friends With A Pompous Bigot

Which then I was supposed to follow up with a blog which offered a solution to ending racial tension on MySpace once and for all… the new “WHITES ONLY!’ Privacy Feature….

After all, if someone blogs in the wilderness, and no one is there to be offended… is it still racist?

Seriously though. White people need to lighten up (HA! I just slay me sometimes!). Nothing amuses me more than the old “I’m not racist, I have Black friends” defense.

That’s kind of like saying someone is incapable of rape because they have female friends, isn’t it?

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Are you DOWN with THE REVOLUTION? - Another half-aborted blog I have is the announcement that I am working on a music video featuring YOU and The Almighty OZ… in case you’re all wondering why I’ve been in your photo sections and downloading your pics (ok, well maybe that’s the OTHER reason I was in there…)

Well, I think I’ve kept you long enough…..

Holy radio disaster, Batman!!!

July 7th, 2008

Yeah, just my luck.

I’m promoting the hell out of my friends and their radio show. Blogging here, submitting the stories and Links to Digg. The works.

It was all in fun.

But then Murphy’s Law kicks in.

My computer needs to be rebooted during the show, then I had to deal with a family crisis (at MIDNIGHT??!!??). By the time I get back, I find I win the award, but my time to call in is well past and my “opponent” (who I’ve been promoting too), is talking all this crap about me… and I even hear the hosts of the radio show sticking up for me as he’s going too far (love ya Ruby and Casey!), and I’m in a real foul mood and frustrated to begin with.

So, no way in hell am I linking to that rather embarrassing episode of my life. That’s my enemy’s job.

Pretty sad because the whole “Awards Thing” was supposed to be lighthearted fun and goofing on each other as friends. Ironic, no?

I think it’s time to take a break from MySpace stuff, and get back to finishing this site.

Maybe I’ll laugh about it later… but right now? Uhhhh, no.

R.I.P. George Carlin - 1937-2008

June 25th, 2008

Today’s Daily Carlinism:
“If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

A new George Carlin Quote every day at
http://www.ericbrooks.com/carlin/

You will be missed…. :*(

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911 was an inside job… SANTA DID IT!

December 19th, 2007

LOOSE SCREWS

It’s FINALLY here!

LOOSE SCREWS is a parody of Zeitgeist and other crappy conspiracy films. Except for the part about Santa being real, I made everything else up.

  • 9/11 was a publicity stunt by Santa to boost Christmas sales in 2001
  • Santa sunk the Titanic posing as Capt. Smith to get famous
  • He’s an Egyptian god named Sentniclausnatut
  • The Bush Administration just jumped in on the 911 bandwagon because it grabbed so much attention
  • Santa Claus is an agent of the Zionists and the NWO, we’re on our way to global slavery and Dylan Avery is just slightly off the mark, and Alex Jones is right! LOL!
  • A secret Government site (www.noradsanta.org) PROVES his existence

LOOSE SCREWS


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Like all conspiracies, I start with a conclusion, and work my way backwards and twist and bend the evidence to support my conclusion. And of course, no conspiracy is complete without blaming the Jews for secretly controlling the world. LOL!

I’ve already gotten some heat and accused of anti-semitism because of the movie by idiots. Apparently the REAL 9/11 “Truthers”, their links to Holocaust Denial, White Supremacist groups and their accusations of “a Zionist Plot” everywhere is a-ok with them… however, cartoon Jews giving you the finger is NOT COOL and EVIL. *eyeroll* Besides, according to Encyclopedia Dramatica - The Jews really DID do the WTC. LMAO!

If you hate these lame ‘9/11 Twoofers’ as much as I do, send them my way, and if you see ‘9/11 was an inside job’ posted somewhere, complete the sentence with ‘…AND SANTA DID IT!’ LOL!!!

Please people, I need your LUVZ!!!!
Lotsa comments and booyahs, and I will love you forever… even if you hate me (but, why would you want to do that?).

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