As part of the “Winter Edition” redesign…
Which was interrupted by a Christmas Party, a house inspection, removing a tree that fell on my house (you think I’m making this shit up?), and 2/3rd of the way through reading “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” (started this morning and couldn’t put it down. Hey… stop looking so surprised I can read, ok?) and then a print job for a slave driver (she stopped paying me in sex since my last post. hope you’re all happy. I was informed that as long as her site reads “coming soon”, so will I….
I’m thinking of adding that totally retarded meme “100 things about me”.
Here’s what I got so far:
100 – I am the dark avenging angel of death and destruction
99 – Galactus, the devourer of Worlds, is my second cousin.
98 – I like candle light dinners, long walks on the beach, and snuggling up with a special someone watching “Faces of Death I & II”
97 – I don’t condone terrorism, but I sure as hell understand it.
96 – I like the taste of blood. But eating leeches is nasty & makes me feel like a cannibal.
95 – My teddy bear can beat your teddy bear up.
94 – I believe that being evil doesn’t necessarily make you a bad person.
93 – I’ve licked asbestos on a dare, crashed a van INTO a tree, and pop enough vivarins to make your heart explode.
92 – Why? Because I’m INDESTRUCTABLE. haven’t died yet, and I have no reason to believe I CAN die.
91 – Corduroy is the greatest book ever written.
90 – Nobody gives a shit about “100 hundred things” about anybody. I can’t believe you made it this far.
And THAT’S where I get stuck. Personally, I think that’s all there is to me.
Can you people help me out with a few suggestions? Questions? A dirty limmerick???