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Well, while I realize primaries don’t float too many people’s boats… All of Washington has their eyes on PA tonight.
Why? The Senator’s race between incumbent Arlen Specter and challenger Pat Toomey. It’s kind of a weird race, and it’s proven my point all year long that there are “two” Republican parties…
Toomey is the “other” Republican party, the NeoCons.
Specter is a moderate… in other words, MY party.
Continue reading “Primary Day”
Ever meet someone who asks several things of you…
…and if you happen to miss accomplishing just one, they make you feel like you shouldn’t have done anything at all? Conveniently forgotten everything you’ve done for them so they can paint you as a spawn of Satan to get sympathy FROM others?
I’m surrounded by people like that every day.
People who are all too ready to believe the worst about me too.
No matter how outlandish. It’s me. They can’t stand me… ergo it MUST be true.
Continue reading “Unforgiven”
Another one of those no-comment posty-thingys….
That’s so you can head on over and wish the Anti-Social Bitch a HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Or…Send her an E-Card (I couldn’t make that any easier unless I sent the damn card out FOR you.)
50 greetings or more and Ms. ASB has promised to send me pics of herself in her birthday suit! Of course I’m not supposed to pass them around…
… but you’d think some people should know me better by now. :0)
… if he’s lucky!
(This and other hilariously cruel t-shirts can be found here.)
BONUS TRACK: New in SoApBoX – “An Open Letter To Landover Baptist Church“
“One thing is for certain, though, about me, and the world has learned this: When I say something, I mean it. And the credibility of the United States is incredibly important for keeping world peace and freedom.”
– President Bush – 04/13/04
Hoo boy.
It’s not been a good week, has it?
As Robin Williams once said: “Reality, what a concept!”
Personally, I never touch the stuff.
It appears some naughty little monkey or two has been HAVING fun in my Guestbook. In the past week or so, I’ve had to DELETE several hundred entries where they just keep pressing “submit”.
I figure it’s more than one because every 2nd or third IP address is the same (yes, I have your IP’s. Read the source code on the Guestbook page, Sherlock.).
Of course since I have an enemy list 2 miles wide I won’t speculate, and I never bothered to run trace routes on your lame ass. I put in a few safeguards, and quite frankly you barely register on my radar as a “nuisance”.
Perhaps if I’m bored one day, I may hunt you down and suck your eyeballs out.
No promises.
I just wanted to use this as an excuse to mention my Guestbook, and I’ll be bringing back the “Guestbook FROM Heaven/Hell” real soon.
I may rig it so the screen explodes in a spammer’s face.
If only I can stop giggling at that thought long enough to write the code.
By PETER GOESINYA
AP Sportswriter
STONECREST, PA (AP) – Well kids, enjoy that basket you just got and try and make that candy last for a good, long time.
Two hunters, identified only as “Jerry and Bob”, called the Guinness Book of World Records yesterday to let them know that they just “bagged the biggest f**king rabbit we’ve ever seen”.
The Guinness people realized immediately what happened and notified the police.
The victim was identified as Peter J. Cottontail (672 C.E. – 2004 C.E.), a large supernatural rabbit/human hybrid known and loved by children the world over as “The Easter Bunny”. Cottontail was pronounced dead on the scene FROM shotgun wounds to his chest and abdomen.
Police have held the two hunters on charges of man(-rabbit hybrid)slaughter, hunting without a license, hunting out of season, criminal tresspassing, and “typical redneck stupidity”.
Police report that these two men were arrested back in January, 2000, when they locked their friend up in a Y2K Shelter for nearly two weeks and led him to believe the world was destroyed.
Charges were never filed when it was discovered by a court-appointed psychiatrist that the men had an I.Q. of 85…
…combined.
Funny how any screw ups involving Republicans is stated “Republican”, yet monumental fuck ups of epic proportions like “Vietnam”, “Putting Saddam in power”, and the “Hostage crisis”… it’s simply billed as “American” mistakes.
That’s right, kiddies… in the spirit of debate, and for a limited time only, watch me defend the Bush administration, the Iraq war, and trash Democrats in ways Michele, Acidman and Glen Reynolds can only dream.
Continue reading “Now with FOX News spin action”
Gawd how I love this most sacred holiday!
Have a good one gang!!!!
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