Month: June 2006

Anyone want a chupacabra? CHEAP?

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Ernie the ChupacabraRemember Ernie, my chupacabra?

Maybe I’m paranoid, but I think he’s trying to kill me. A few cats have vanished, and when I ask him he looks at me with his cute widdle glowing red eyes and tries to look innocent.

But I know it’s that little bastard.
And I think I’m next on his list.

I just think he needs a home where he’s loved and understood, so if anyone wants him, please drop me a line. The shelters wont take him because he is not a cat or dog. And don’t worry, he was just neutered (which is part of why I suspect he is trying to kill me.).

Serious inquiries only.

Is it time to build an Ark yet?

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Damn….
I’m home because there’s no power in East Stroudsburg. It’s been raining uncontrollably on and off for days and they’re closing the roads soon as we’re expecting massive flooding and more power outages.

And damn I’m up in the MOUNTAINS. What’s going on with you guys? (Of course I had to find a way to state “I’m above you”. I’m a prick that way.). What’s going on? It’s like all the CO2 emissions in the air is causing unpredictable weather and mother nature is getting ready to blow all humanity out of her nose like an infectious SNOT! Why isn’t anyone warning us? Why don’t they make a movie or something????

No, I’m not going to see the movie (though I hear it has rave reviews). Documentaries bore the shit out of me and I learned all about Global Warming and the Greenhouse Effect in school.

But I do have to laugh at the very same people who:

  • Believe life began in the Garden of Eden
  • Found a quack doctor to state that Terri Schaivo had a “chance at recovery”
  • Believe 9/11 was because God is pissed at gays and pagans…

… are calling *THIS* a “MYTH”!!! Despite seeing a killer tsunami and several deadly hurricanes the last few years.

HAW!!! HAWW!!! My irony meter is broken here….
Think God is going to swoop down and save mankind from its own stupidity again?
I wouldn’t.

We are so fucked. 😀

Operation: MySpace

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It doesn’t take a marketing genius to realize that to reach the masses nowadays, you have to GO to the masses. Tommy Lee is doing it. So is my “next-ex-wife”, Bobbi Billard, as well as tons of personalities and anyone looking to hawk their business. Right now, the trend is setting up a MySpace page to augment your web presence.

So why should I and my pet project, Problem Adults be any different?

Now why am I saying on the front page that it’s the “Problem Adults invading MySpace”? That’s because there are several of us in there. We’re not only plugging Problem Adults, but ourselves as well (we are ALL about our individuality… we’re not a cult.). There IS no Problem Adults page on MySpace. It’s rough enough keeping up with my stuff. (And look for cameos by the “Adorable BrooksTeens” here and there on my page.) 😀

So if you have a MySpace page… gimme a “holla” ok?

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MySpace stupidity

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I’m kinda following a few MySpace blogs*, and reading some of them as they go on vitriolic tirades about “fakes”… it’s kind of inspiring me to throw in my thoughts on this (hardly new) phenomenon.

So look for that soon in a SoApBoX near you.
VIVE LA FAKERY!!!!!

When I find time to write it of course. Being gOdOfMiScHiEf and living a quadruple life ain’t as easy as it looks, you know.

PS: * Yes LiveJournals are still banned here. Screw you guys!

Not Ready To Make Nice

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Taking The Long Way - The Dixie ChicksWow! I’m listening to an Mp3 of the Dixie Chicks’ “Not Ready To Make Nice”… and I must say I’m impressed! I’ve heard their music before and country/bluegrass isn’t my thing… they’re more polished now, nice crossover-pop feel. I like it!

Seems their 3 year exile did them some good, lots of soul searching, Rick Rubin producing… I have to buy this CD!

Proving once again the RIAA is dead wrong about MP3’s. I like to sample before I buy. And it’s really hard for die hard conservatives to keep screaming their career is over, considering “Taking The Long Way” has been the #1 album on Billboard’s top 200, Country and Canadian charts since it’s debut… LOL!!! (You guys are killing me here!) Continue reading “Not Ready To Make Nice”

Welcome to the END of the WORLD

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Well the party is going on in FULL swing in Hell, Michigan today (6/6/6). We’re all having a good time until that icky Antichrist comes along and spoils our fun.

Unless you’re lucky enough to win a free seat on the Rapture Express.
Are you ready for the end times?

Actually. You haven’t been paying attention to my rants have you? Continue reading “Welcome to the END of the WORLD”

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