Month: December 2007

911 was an inside job… SANTA DID IT!

Posted on by Eric Brooks

LOOSE SCREWS

It’s FINALLY here!

LOOSE SCREWS is a parody of Zeitgeist and other crappy conspiracy films. Except for the part about Santa being real, I made everything else up.

  • 9/11 was a publicity stunt by Santa to boost Christmas sales in 2001
  • Santa sunk the Titanic posing as Capt. Smith to get famous
  • He’s an Egyptian god named Sentniclausnatut
  • The Bush Administration just jumped in on the 911 bandwagon because it grabbed so much attention
  • Santa Claus is an agent of the Zionists and the NWO, we’re on our way to global slavery and Dylan Avery is just slightly off the mark, and Alex Jones is right!
  • A secret Government site (www.noradsanta.org) PROVES his existence

Like all conspiracies, I start with a conclusion, and work my way backwards and twist and bend the evidence to support my conclusion. And of course, no conspiracy is complete without blaming the Jews for secretly controlling the world.

I’ve already gotten some heat and accused of anti-semitism because of the movie by idiots. Apparently the REAL 9/11 “Truthers”, their links to Holocaust Denial, White Supremacist groups and their accusations of “a Zionist Plot” everywhere is a-ok with them… however, cartoon Jews giving you the finger is NOT COOL and EVIL. *eyeroll* Besides, according to Encyclopedia Dramatica – The Jews really DID do the WTC.

If you hate these lame ‘9/11 Twoofers’ as much as I do, send them my way, and if you see ‘9/11 was an inside job’ posted somewhere, complete the sentence with ‘…AND SANTA DID IT!’

Please people, I need your LUVZ!!!!
Lotsa comments and booyahs, and I will love you forever… even if you hate me (but, why would you want to do that?).

Denny Keast speaks?

Posted on by Eric Brooks

Holee cow!!!!

I don’t know if I’ve just scooped the cyberworld, but a gentleman claiming to be Denny Keast just set the record straight on my blog about that idiotic-mail circulating around, and denies having anything to do with it. I’ve just notified Snopes.Com about it and offering anything I have to help them confirm it.

“I have never flown a SAM mission nor have I ever been on Air Force One. These missions were flown by a special unit out of Andrews AFB, VA. I was never based in Washington DC, so the part about knowing a Secret Service Agent there is a lie as well.”

Do I think it’s the real Denny Keast? Yes I do.

For the simple reason that there is no political motivation behind his comments & he’s not endorsing any candidates here. It sounds like the words of a man who honorably served his country, worked with Presidents Johnson and Nixon, and simply wants to clear his name and not be stuck in the middle of the political mudslinging that will only get worse (and possibly violent) as the Presidential race continues.

Frankly I have no dog in this fight, either. No candidates are paying me to blog for them… so I’m not. Truth be told, I have no idea who I’m voting for at this point. People need to leave Mr. Keast alone and stop circulating junk e-mail in his name.

Consider your name cleared, sir, and I am honored you chose my site to do it. 😀

Dirty Tricks are starting – BEWARE!

Posted on by Eric Brooks

On Hillary Clinton’s MySpace Blog, it’s reported that there’s bullying on the phone from Obama’s camp when the caller tells them they support Hillary.

Similar thing from John Edwards’ camp. They accuse the Hillary supporter “of having split ends and should consider a hot oil treatment every once in a while” before hanging up.

Normally I’d denounce this stuff, but it’s my FAVORITE part of campaigns. 😀

It’s a jungle out there. Watch it.

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