A day in the life of Eric Brooks

I’m eating a blueberry muffin as my dumb dog is just sitting here waiting for me to share with him. (He’s been here for four months. He REALLY should know better by now!)

I’m blowing crumbs in his face.
He really hates when I do that. Yet he doesn’t move.

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Published by Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food. PS: Don't listen to Snopes. I am REAL NEWS, and I don't let my crush on Tulsi Gabbard interfere with my objective reporting. So NYAH!

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