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Be nicer to people – HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
World Peace – Are you fucking kidding??? End a multi-billion dollar industry, throw millions out of work, and make our ailing economy worse??? What are you, a Commie Pinko, or something?
Finally come out of the closet – Whatchu talkin’ bout, Willis?
Lose Weight – I eat one meal a day, and I’m a fat bastard… exactly what do YOU recommend I cut out to lose weight, that doesn’t require effort? (Say “coke”, and I’ll break your fingers one by one.). So I lose weight to become a *SKINNY* miserable bastard that nobody likes? Give me a break. At least I have an excuse here.
Quit Smoking – Okay… this I can do. I keep this resolution every year.
The problem with people’s resolutions is that they make it an *indefinite* period of time. It’s unrealistic. This goes with habits, losing weight, behavior changes, etc.
Shoot low. You can never dissappoint yourself that way. :0)
The key? Only quit for a certain amount of time. Five minutes more every year. In about 1,500 years, I can safely assume I’ll not be smoking at all. That’s right, COLD TURKEY, BAY-BEE!!!
This year, it’s an hour. 60 minutes. I can to it.
I think I can. My pack is right in front of me.
Oh God it’s calling me…
Maybe if I can keep typing, I’ve got less than a half hour… I have NEVER broken a resolution.
S-so… what’s your resolution?