Addressing all of My Enemies and Detractors Out There…

To those spreading lies and vicious rumors about me, particularly about my mental state, I say… Fuck you! I’m the Emperor of Japan.

Tom Carpenter, The VP of MANtana delivers his first State of the Union Address.

Addressing the people of MANtana « Tom Carpenter's BlogAddressing the people of MANtana

Last week I got an IM from Bill, out of the blue. He said “we voted and decided, you’re the vice president. Accept it and deal with it”, or, something to that effect. I’d look it up to quote it, but Facebook assraped me like Beecher on “OZ” so that ain’t happening.


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