Birthdays

Figures…
Birthday Alarm is down.

Besides celebrating Easter, we have two birthday girls today!!!!

  • Faith of Oxymoronic
  • Donna of Confessions of An Anti-social Bitch

You can always count on me, folks!
Send them an E-Card (no birthdays yet… but I do have a “Happy Birthday” MIDI, and I bet they’ll love the tacky & tasteless assortment in the Humor section.)

And in the spirit of showing that I am indeed a kind, and sensitive soul, I wont reveal the ages of these two old bats either.

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