I’m bored with cats and dogs and black bears as pets.
So guess what? I bought a Chupacabra on Ebay tonight!!!!
There’s a guy who breeds them in Puerto Rico and ships them. Ever since I saw one on the Venture Brothers, I wanted one… arent they cute?
Now you may ask, where do they originally come from since they’ve only terrorized South America since 1995?
Where all unexplained phenomenon come from, silly…. UFO’s!!!!
This little tyke in the picture isn’t fully grown. He’s only about a foot and a half. They grow to about 3 feet. They need a constant blood, so I figure I’ll let him have the dog & cats to play with (not Puddy though), and when the weather gets warm, he can chase and suck out the innards of deer in the back yard.
And if the kids don’t like him, I’ll just flush him down the toilet like I did the alligator I got them for Christmas.
Meanwhile he needs a name. Any suggestions?