Category Archives: Attention Trolls™

People that just can’t seem to take enough punishment from me. They must be masochists.

Please. You don’t have 'HATERS'…

You're not important enough. People dislike you simply because you're a loudmouthed asshole. So shut up. Continue reading

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Welcome to the 21st Century, Mr. Brooks

HOORAY! Thanks to wonderful friends, I have finally joined the 21st Century and have a cellphone now. Continue reading

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I Think I Have an Image Problem…

I’ve been called 'Mr. Massengill' by three different people today. Continue reading

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LOL WUT?

I just tried to join a Tourette’s Facebook Group, but they told me to F**K off. Continue reading

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Seriously. I feel his pain.

Why does everyone love me so much? (via Yahoo Answers) Continue reading

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A Fake Profile of me on Friendburst

No idea who put that fake of me on Friendburst, but that dump would be the LAST place you’d find me. Continue reading

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OH NOEZ!

I just found out someone lost all respect for me because I just ain’t feeling it with Friendburst and think Kevin’s an ASSHOLE? Continue reading

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EMO Wednesday????

There is a reason I don’t hang out at Facebook all that much you know… Continue reading

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Two Wrongs Don’t Make a Right …

"2 wrongs don’t make a right" is today’s "cop out" by hypocrites who looked the other way when all the other wrongs were done… Continue reading

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[Viral Humor] Ridiculous Self-Shots – GuysWithiPhones.com Captures Snaps of Macho Men (GALLERY)

(TrendHunter.com) It?s difficult to tell whether these guys love themselves or their iPhones more. But next in the line of single-serving websites is GuysWithiPhones.com. Yes, there is a GirlsWithiPhones.com, too!

Both? Continue reading

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