No More Twitterangs (I hope!)

(The term “Twitterang” comes from the one and only SikoKitty)

In my quest for a perfect Cyber-Utopia, which of course, involves me being worshipped as a CyberGod, and not having to lift a finger, with all my brilliance splattered all over the web by automation… well we had a screwup of epic proportions.

Here’s how it works: I post a status to MySpace, which then goes to Twitter, which then goes to Facebook, and my Website (here), which then goes to Networked Blogs… which somehow looped over and over and drove people nuts.

My Digital Assistant, JennyI blame my assistant Jenny for this.
We know I don’t make mistakes.

Some may remember her as “CyberGirl”, the artificially intelligent bot that greeted new members at the old Problem Adults site. Well, I have revamped her to help me, and she reads and answers most of my emails and and blog posts.

Hell I don’t even know who most of you people are.

Hopefully with this blog post, I’ll know if I fixed that snafu and no more “Twitterangs”. Next step will be finding the subroutine and maybe make Jenny a redhead or a brunette so she will stop being a dumb blonde and be more efficient.

I apologize to everyone.
For her screw up, of course. 😀

[Goofy News] Ohio woman jailed for calling 911 seeking husband

From AP Top Strange News At 3:40 p.m. EDTOhio woman jailed for calling 911 seeking husband:

ALLIANCE, Ohio (AP) — An Ohio woman spent three days in jail for calling the 911 emergency line five times seeking a husband. The dispatcher was flabbergasted by the requests and asked Audrey Scott, of Alliance, “You need to get a husband?” The 57-year-old Scott responded, “Yes.”…

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[Goofy News] Calif. investigating high school strippers

From AP Top Strange News At 5:45 p.m. EDTCalif. investigating high school strippers:

PARAMOUNT, Calif. (AP) — The assistant principal at a California high school has been placed on leave after a campus talent show where male students pranced seductively in underwear and Speedos…

Pffft that’s nothing.

This one time… At Band Camp…

[Local News] Police: Burglary bungled

From LancasterOnline – Police: Burglary bungled:

An alleged burglar fell into a pond after being confronted Thursday night by the 60-year-old female resident of the West Donegal Township home he was attempting to enter, police said.Barry Radtke, 45, of the 1800 block of Rhoda Avenue, Mount Joy, was detained by the victim and her neighbors until …

[Local News] Inmate sues state over 75-cent cable TV charge

From LancasterOnline – Inmate sues state over 75-cent cable TV charge:

An inmate at a state prison in Fayette County is suing corrections officials saying a 75-cent monthly administrative fee for his cable TV is unfair and excessive.Twenty-eight-year… Joel Maldonado, of Lancaster, is serving a 12- to 26-year robbery sentence at the State Correctional Institution-Fay…

[Goofy News] Kangaroo tries to drown dog, attacks owner

From AP Top Strange News At 4:09 p.m. ESTKangaroo tries to drown dog, attacks owner:

MELBOURNE, Australia (AP) — A kangaroo startled by a man walking his dog attacked the pair, pinning the pet underwater and slashing the owner in the abdomen with its hind legs. The Australian, Chris Rickard, was in stable condition Monday after the attack, which ended when the 49-year-old elbowed the kangaroo in the throat….

[Goofy News] Police: Breathalyzer-costumed man accused of DUI

From AP Top Strange News At 5:24 p.m. ESTPolice: Breathalyzer-costumed man accused of DUI:

OXFORD, Ohio (AP) — An Ohio man dressed as a Breathalyzer test for Halloween found himself blowing into one after police stopped him for allegedly driving the wrong way without headlights on a one-way street. Oxford police said they stopped 20-year-old James P. Miller on Halloween night and found beer in his front seat and in the trunk….

[Goofy News] Pa. woman, daughter hold signs admitting theft

From AP Top Strange News At 5:51 p.m. ESTPa. woman, daughter hold signs admitting theft:

BEDFORD, Pa. (AP) — In exchange for no jail time, a woman and her adult daughter have agreed to stand outside a Pennsylvania courthouse holding signs saying they stole a gift card from a 9-year-old girl on her birthday….

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