In my quest for a perfect Cyber-Utopia, which of course, involves me being worshipped as a CyberGod, and not having to lift a finger, with all my brilliance splattered all over the web by automation… well we had a screwup of epic proportions.
An inmate at a state prison in Fayette County is suing corrections officials saying a 75-cent monthly administrative fee for his cable TV is unfair and excessive.Twenty-eight-year… Joel Maldonado, of Lancaster, is serving a 12- to 26-year robbery sentence at the State Correctional Institution-Fay…
MELBOURNE, Australia (AP) — A kangaroo startled by a man walking his dog attacked the pair, pinning the pet underwater and slashing the owner in the abdomen with its hind legs. The Australian, Chris Rickard, was in stable condition Monday after the attack, which ended when the 49-year-old elbowed the kangaroo in the throat….
OXFORD, Ohio (AP) — An Ohio man dressed as a Breathalyzer test for Halloween found himself blowing into one after police stopped him for allegedly driving the wrong way without headlights on a one-way street. Oxford police said they stopped 20-year-old James P. Miller on Halloween night and found beer in his front seat and in the trunk….
BEDFORD, Pa. (AP) — In exchange for no jail time, a woman and her adult daughter have agreed to stand outside a Pennsylvania courthouse holding signs saying they stole a gift card from a 9-year-old girl on her birthday….