Ugh… it’s that *month* again.

If you are in front of a judge this month, you are guaranteed to be incarcerated for even the tiniest of infractions. Prisons are filled to the brim this month, as judges, district attorneys, and anyone else up for re-election can boast of their 'high conviction rates', 'low crime', and how they’ve 'taken criminals off the streets'.

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