WTF??? I rented this thing until April… I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
I am doing research for my new book about 'Barely Legal Pygmy Whores', okay?
Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS, when the first thing I had to do tonite was stand up and say, 'My name is Eric and I’m an alcoholic'?
… You wake up to a blender in bed with you… and you get nervous.
Ever wake up with a skull-splitting hangover and discover a male tranny hooker in your bed?
Oh and the guy who suggested making my ‘Overcoming Arachnophobia’, into a ‘pop-up’ book? I hate you right now…
Seems to be sitting on shelves untouched for some reason
Well they got “married” on Runescape. Seems legit to m… OH COME ON, DO PARENTS EVEN KNOW WHAT THEIR KIDS ARE DOING ONLINE (or offline) ANYMORE???
A whole bunch of dumb quizzes I took.
Aw man… MySpace wont let me revive old mass emails tonight.