Various Twitter posts today. Getting me to wax philosophical about love, relationships, and broken hearts on little or no sleep is a dangerous thing.
I find I have to ignore a years worth of crappy issues just for a glimpse of them in a swimsuit.
(via Jane Bot on Twitter) 'Cute how men who bump up against you in a crowd will direct their "Excuse me" to your ass.'
I think it’s insulting for a pretty woman to think us guys talking to them online means we want pu**y
…Buying an airline for the free peanuts.
Either all my ex-girlfriends are more skilled at stalking than I am, or NONE of them ever bothered to look me up on Social Networks after all this time.
Is looking for a new job the next day. 🙁
Trying to think of how to tactfully tell my boss…
ODESSA, TX – An extramarital affair between local claims adjuster Ken Hubrin and cocktail waitress Teri Belasco came to an abrupt end Monday when Hubrin informed his mistress that he had been cheating on her with coffee-shop manager Amanda Strauss.
My new blonde secretary isn’t working out.