Thoughts of Love and Romance at 5AM

(Various Twitter posts today. Getting me to wax philosophical on little or no sleep is a dangerous thing… also, you find wisdom and inspiration in the oddest places.)

You got her. Now what?Agreed. Don’t be insecure. RT @IreneBastards: “Dude, you got her. She’s YOURS. So step up, treat her right or she won’t be yours for long.” (#)

Also, listen to what she is trying to say, not what she said. It’s the difference between winning her heart, or winding up in the “friend zone”. Nice Guys always make the mistake of thinking men and women think alike. They don’t. Put down the silly Cosmo mags and be the Man she dreams of. (#)

Behind every Player, is someone who got their heart broken really bad… yet, didn’t learn the lesson life was teaching. (#)

Someone got their heart broken. Gee. That's never happened before. Take what you can out of it and become a better person for the next one.

[The Onion] Affair Broken Up By Other Affair

How sad. I hate when this happens… sad

From The OnionAffair Broken Up By Other Affair:

ODESSA, TXβ€”An extramarital affair between local claims adjuster Ken Hubrin and cocktail waitress Teri Belasco came to an abrupt end Monday when Hubrin informed his mistress that he had been cheating on her with coffee-shop manager Amanda Strauss.


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