Conspiracy Theory !

What on earth would make our Miss Kaminsky assume that some guy that seems to cause a ton of trouble on Yahoo Clubs (with a name like “God Of Mischief”, no less.) would be moi? Well you gotta admit “Fer Fuck’s Sake” is kind of her trademark catchphrase….. and lots of guys think she’s hot.

Upon further examination of the club, it seems the other person that this club member was responding to, has a homepage with graphics fully accredited to Kimberly…small world, huh? Not to mention there’s actually a member in the “Mad As Hell” club that goes by the name “ctr_alt_ego” …. COINCIDENCE?

I’ll tell you what’s going on… it’s a conspiracy. THOSE DAMN DIVAS ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AGAIN!!!!!

Next thing you know, they’ll come up with some cockamamie story about me living a double life and shacking up with a chick on another blog. Wouldn’t surprise me a bit. It’s slander I tell you!!!!!!!

Faith, you know outside of this page, I only have nice things to say about you. But, dammit, you bring out the worst in me. ;0)

 

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