By CRACKED Readers. Pitching a show to a network can seem pretty daunting. However, there are enough completely dipshit shows out there that we feel like there’s got to be some trick to pulling the pitch off successfully. Like, there is some magic equation of words out there that will guarantee you walk away with a deal, right?
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