This other person is being a mean, poopiehead liar! I hate him!!!
He tried to kill my daddy, and he has nuke-u-lar weapons.
I know he has the dang things because we sold them to him when he was fighting those icky Iranians (OOPS! I probably shouldn’t have written that.).
He’s got weapons of mass destruction, I know it!!!! How do I prove it???
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