Elevator Conversations II

(MORE Honest to goodness conversations overheard in elevators)

Guy One: “I am so fucking BROKE!”

Guy Two: “Tell me about it, I’m wondering if I should sell my liver on ebay or on the black market! Which one do you think will get me more money?”

Guy One: “What does it matter? You’ll be dead.”

Guy Two: “Bullshit, dude….! People donate a kidney, and live off the other one all the time!”

Guy One: “But you only got *ONE* liver.”

Guy Two: “I do?”


Guy Two: (Both getting off the elevator) “SHIT!!! I better call the doctor and cancel the surgery then.”

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