Elevator Conversations

(Honest to goodness conversations overheard in elevators)

Guy One: “Hey, how’s the cat?”
Guy Two: “What cat?”
Guy One: “That kitten I left in a box under your porch…?”
Guy Two: “When did you do that?”

Guy One: “Uh… about a month ago?”

Guy Two: “Is that what that fucking smell is??!!??!!?”

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