WOO HOO! My four millionth visitor walked in today at 10:02:22 AM!
Congratulations! You won a can of Turtle Wax!!!!
Damn, too bad this site was closed for two years, I’d be at 6 million by now.
ICE CREAM PARTY FOR EVERYONE!!!!
In Other News…
PS: Awwww, it seems the pathetic and delusional Wayne Meyers is still obsessing and brooding over me dissing him.
*points and laughs at this unimportant individual*