Friday five from hell

Can you kindly leave me some comments, people?
Nothing says “Hey I’m sitting at the cool kid’s table” more than an entry with a hefty set of comments.

Please answer any or all of the following questions either in my comments or on your blog, but leave a comment here so we can all read your answers:

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