We’ve got Round II going on…
To me, this is even better than Round I, because the WEB COMMUNITY gives you “The Finger™”… not just an idiot with binary/digital MPD.
But first, some announcements…
In yo’ faces…CHUMPS!!!
Traffic here has spiked today, largely due to our own Mr. Laurence, and the lovely (and oh so scandalous!) Min Jung Kim. Welcome! Please feel free to nominate Ms. Kim and make up a great category (be nice, you!!!!)
Maria has survived another round of layoffs at her job. WOO HOO!!! A lot of friends recently haven’t been as fortunate. Gee? You think our economy is just a *little* fucked??? I was going to a comedy club tomorrow night, but I decided to watch the State of the Union Address on tv instead.
Yes. You may take that any way you want.
I’m sure you’re ALL following the scandals going on here closely, and you’ll be happy to know we’ve reached a settlement with Ms. Bullock’s attorneys. Basically, my attorney explained that due to Boffo’s widely-publicized cocaine addiction and alcoholism… coupled with his distress that Geocities has closed down his cartoon page (there since 1998)… his lapses of judgement are somewhat excusable. Attorneys for Ms. Bullock are willing to let this go as long as there is no more publicity, and we keep “that disgusting pig on a short leash.”
Boffo the clown offers “no comment” on the settlement, however requested that we put the following graphic back up…
I am SO SCREWED!!! I might as well put up a “404 page” now…
R O U N D T W O
Let your voices be heard!!!
You nominate a fellow blogger… and THEY WIN AUTOMATICALLY.
- Biggest Blogwhore with a conscience – Solonor of Solonor’s Ink Well
(Awarded by Lambchop)
- Best use of a food word as an insult – Nico of Negative Subspace
(Awarded by Angel)
FRIENDS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE DISTURBED AXE MURDERERS
People that have touched our lives, and enriched it through the internet. Like that hot little vixen you cybered on IM who ended up being a 45 year old dude in Chicago… appearances can be deceiving. That’s ok. Things happen. They may or may not be Hitler’s offspring, or goat rapers in real life, but online… they’re ok and treat us good. And that’s what counts.
- kick-ass friend and inspiration – Tam of Faded Dreams
(Awarded by Kim)
- Gainfully employed because of these awards – Deborah of Thoughts Interrupted
(Awarded by Evil Batgrl)
- …because she just fucking deserves one! – Rha of Very Black is Rhondalicious
(Awarded by Kat)
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
- most amazing parenting collaborative weblog – Real Life Parents
(Awarded by Kim)
Winners through Round II will be constantly updated on this page.
Come on… GET IN THERE AND MAKE SOMEONE’S DAY!!!!!
(One more time: Nominate them in the comments…AND THEY WIN!
Don’t make me try and EXPLAIN this with a shadow puppet SHOW again.)