[Goofy News] Fields of watermelon burst in China farm fiasco

From AP Top Strange NewsFields of watermelon burst in China farm fiasco:

BEIJING (AP) — Watermelons have been bursting by the score in eastern China after farmers gave them overdoses of growth chemicals during wet weather, creating what state media called fields of “land mines.”…

Kim Jong Il is probably got a team researching this new “weapon”… 😀

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