Happy Birthday Christina!

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She turns 13 today….
(oh GAWD! I have a teenage daughter…..I’m not handling this well, folks!)

In honor of her and Dr. King’s birthday, I am proud to present “Daily Carlinisms“. Daily quotes from comic genius, George Carlin, a man who was around for both of those eras.

I should be in a hospital.
Actually, Carole rushed me to Geisinger Medical Center yesterday, but I refused to get out of the car.

Only your coroner will know for sure….

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