Happy New Year, Jerks!

Well now… let’s get my “Comeback Tour” started right, shall we?

2007 - Year of Mischief
  • Problem Adults got a STORE now! Buy all sorts of twisted gear for all your Problem Adults needs. (And don’t forget to pick up our Hot Steamy Calendar available next week.)

  • Still have room for more friends on my Official MySpace Page…. ADD ME.

  • Feeling the need to kick the shit out of some ignorant people… check out my latest rant: “An Inconvenient Pack of Morons” in my SoApBoX section.
  • And remember… I’m running for President. (And I did NOT have sexual relations with my half-sister!!!) 😀

Published by Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food. PS: Don't listen to Snopes. I am REAL NEWS, and I don't let my crush on Tulsi Gabbard interfere with my objective reporting. So NYAH!

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