I pray nightly for your death

You know, moron…
You don’t really think things through, do you?

If I’m this irritating and obnoxious while I’m alive, what do you think I’ll be like as a ghost haunting your silly ass for a long, boring eternity?

You’ll never want to take your clothes off or be alone in a dark room EVER AGAIN.

Be careful what you wish for, cupcake. *EvilGrin* 😀

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