TOP STORY – ACTOR FOUND DEAD
NEW YORK (AP) – Famed flash actor Mr. Winky, was found dead in his apartment today. Police are ruling it “suspicious”, and no two-legged suspects have been named. While his fall appeared like a suicide, an unnamed doorman was quoted as saying: “Man… Humpty Dumpty was pushed.”
IN OTHER NEWS…
(How much more of this guy’s shit do we have to put up with, anyway?)
No promises, but I’m trying to get The Super-Dudes out the door sometime tomorrow night.
Why? Cuz the web’s so boring without me….
(Gawd I can’t get that Eminem song out of my head…)