Just in time for April Fool’s day

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Live, from my guestbook, I am pleased to introduce…

A must in all gOdOfMiScHiEf arsenals is the ability to clear out a room… and this stuff reportedly STANKS even inside the bottle!!!!

Prank on the Future In-Laws reported 09 March 2006“As soon as I received this stuff I was giddy, almost too giddy. So the first place I wanted to try it out? — my girlfriend’s house, since her parents have dealt an enormous amount of hell for her the past year for living at home for free, I thought it would be a perfect place to unleash my Liquid Ass fury. I didn’t put that much on — I sprayed just like you guys said — in a sweeping motion.

Man, that house smelled like ASS! It was the funniest thing i’ve ever experienced in my entire life. Her mom was asking everyone to check their shoes, and was getting into a fight with her dad saying he must have drug in dog shit. I swear, not laughing was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.

Your product is the greatest thing ever created.
– Ken Donaberger”

GET YOURS TODAY!!!!!

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Published by Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food. PS: Don't listen to Snopes. I am REAL NEWS, and I don't let my crush on Tulsi Gabbard interfere with my objective reporting. So NYAH!