Is the world ready for this?
THIS JUST IN: Woman calls in sick from work.
But here’s the kicker. Get this…. She actually *WAS* sick. (???)
No, No, NO Maria!!!!! You NEVER waste your sick days actually being “sick”. Sick days are for when you want to go to a baseball game, or play hooky from work, and don’t want to use up any of your personal days or vacation time.
You know, you do the “sick voice” (*cough* *cough* …like you’re *REALLY* fooling your boss. Come on! They make you do twice as much work tomorrow, no biggie.)
Tomorrow, I will attempt to explain why I can’t seem to hold a job down longer than six months. :0)