Actually, this is a paid public service announcement to all married men:
Did you notice this week you were given an awfully large amount of money to take to work for “lunch” in the past few days? Have you noticed a similar pattern during her birthday? When your anniversary was coming up?
You were supposed to buy her a gift.
Yeah, I know she said: “Oh honey, I don’t want anything…really.”
(Please bookmark this entry next time you find yourself on the couch, and you don’t know why.)
EricBrooks.Com® – Giving it to you straight, because women punish us for not being mindreaders, you know. (Hey don’t look at me, I remembered… uhm… after the Salad Bar at Ruby Tuesdays!)