Name the Diva Contest

I have just been informed via messenger (A pug taking a whizz on my front door) that Faith objects to being called a “loudmouth” (dammit, stop snickering out there…how much more trouble do you want to get me in????).

I apologize and will stop saying that.

She’s still gonna call me “dickless”. I just know it.

This “blogging nicely” stuff is really holding me back here…. at least two new names have already come to mind.

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