Q: How do you kill a bunch of retards on a bus?
A: Put poison on the windows.
Q: What’s the difference between acne and a catholic priest
A: Acne usually comes on boys faces after they turn twelve.
Q: Why are hurricanes named after women?
A: Because when they come there wet and wild….And when they leave, they take your house
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