Reuters Shmooters!

Who needs the half-assed reporting of lame-o news services like Reuters anyway? They don’t even have the balls to call someone a freakin’ “Terrorist” for cryin’ out loud!*

A new project coming down the pike FROM Scooter Industries, Inc. – BlogTicker!

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The press release, FROM the CEO and wonder-boy of coding himself, reads:
“So the deal is, right now, that it all works if you like Java. I’m working on a JavaScript version but I don’t anticipate it being done for several weeks. (Mainly b/c of finals) No worries, its dreadfully easy to get the code to copy and paste on your server and, at this point, I’m not even going to make you put the java files on your server, you can leach ’em FROM me. How’s that sound?”

“You can also have up to five different feeds. The code generator is a little weak, but it should be helpful anyway. Also, I don’t like to beg for links because it’s sooo unbecoming… but even if you don’t want to use the ticker, pass the word along? Please? Thanks. :)”

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Why don’t you guys SHOW a proud member of our community some support and register? There’s still some bugs to work out, and he’s got finals… I expect this to take time.

Act now, and your membership is FREE!
You heard me. Gratis.

* As an affiliate of the Associated Press, I really did enjoy saying that!

5 thoughts on “Reuters Shmooters!

  1. Me and you both, Kate. I didn’t want to say anything ’cause I was afraid of being the only one. Thank you for being braver than me. 🙂

  2. Yeah… there’s a lot bugs to work out. And I’m sure when Scooter gets a chance he’ll have this up & running. (He’s got finals right now).

    I’m assuming it will run up to five sites’ headlines in a Java applet.

    I see no harm in us all registering for now.

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