Slow News Week?

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Some band we haven’t heard from since 1991 announces they’re breaking up. In other exciting news, my cat likes to play with her new ball.

And gingers are being rejected from sperm banks???

Who is in charge of writing the news this week, The Onion?

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Published by Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food. PS: Don't listen to Snopes. I am REAL NEWS, and I don't let my crush on Tulsi Gabbard interfere with my objective reporting. So NYAH!