So, men have taste after all

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MSN – News – FHM Names Jolie Sexiest Woman

Ohhhh, those lips! Do you know what a woman can do with lips like Angelina Jolie’s if properly trained???

My favorite movie of hers was “Girl Interrupted”. Besides a fiery, passionate bitchy woman turning me on to no end… my second favorite type is an insane woman.

I just loved how she looked right through somebody when she talked to them in that film.

After Jolie, readers ranked, in order, Jennifer Garner, Paris Hilton, Charlize Theron, Halle Berry, Alyssa Milano, Teri Hatcher, Pamela Anderson, Scarlett Johansson and Lindsay Lohan.

I can agree with all of them with the possible exception of Paris Hilton. I find Nicole Richie far more sexier. Teri Hatcher? Halle Berry? Hell yes! Lindsay Lohan? Well I kinda feel like a dirty old man (Yet I’m ok with Alyssa Milano, go figure!), but I got to admit, LL has a great set of legs!

Other notables on the list include British actress Keira Knightley, Russian tennis star Maria Sharapova and Latin actress Sofia Vergara.

When I first saw Kiera Knightley in “King Arthur”, I thought “Whoah! When did Wynona Ryder get pretty?”

Congratulations, men… you have restored my faith in you. You may have an extra banana pudding for your desert tonight.

Oh, and if you’re a dumbass (like me) who has spent a large part of your life having the back of your head smacked in either by your wife or your friends because a woman has been practically throwing herself at you… and you’re the only one who didn’t notice?

Well, I wholeheartedly recommend “The Satanic Witch”. A lot of insight based on real psychological principles on men and women, body language, types of men & women, and how the game is played. It’s really for women, but a guy can learn much about himself as well…

I won’t tell you much more, but I’ll offer you one bit of advice:
If you’re talking to a girl, and her pupils dialate?
You’re getting lucky, bro!!!!!

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4 replies on “So, men have taste after all”

  1. Ahh…pssh!!! All those women celebs (includin angie) had some work (surgical) done *winx* Ya men need REAL WOMEN!!!! Sure we ALRIGHT lookin compared to those hot actresses & whatnot…but shit! Atleast we are 100% real both on the inside & outside…

    Not that am jealous…well maybe a lil…*LOL*

    Although, us women have our own EYE CANDY…*drools over Collin Farrell & Stuart Townsend*…oh! And sexy Rob Lowe…good lord…thank the lord for makin beautiful men!!!!!

    Anyways, am out!!!

    Congrats to all those ladies who made that list…I give props to those who are ACTUALLY talented with some good movies!!!!!

  2. I’ll agree, Jolie is fine as hell, but when I think about Paris Hilton, or Pam Anderson, I want to throw up. Those two hot? Please.

  3. I’m with you Mr. Larry. Paris Hilton? Gag! Pam Anderson? *blush* Ok, she’s got the boob factor going on, but still…

    I agree with you, e. Angelina Jolie….*drool* She was the best thing in Alexander…*pant* *swoon* *thud*

    Oh, yes…where was I?

    Ah…too bad that they didn’t have Queen Latifah on the list…She’d be one of *my* top picks…*swoon* *thud*.

    Errrr….excuse me….:)

  4. Hello Sir…!
    >
    > My name is PAUL.Am a 23 yr old boy wanting to
    > know more about female sexuality.
    >
    > Here are my questions:-
    >
    > Generally a healthy and clean mans semen would taste
    > Salty,sweet or bitter.
    > Later,according to his smoking/drinking and
    > hygiene habits,the taste of semen changes.
    > That means ORIGINALLY a man has maybe 4 or 5
    > types of “BASIC” tastes to his semen.
    >
    >
    > QUESTION 1: Like wise,Assuming that the girl is
    > healthy,Clean,hygienic,non alcoholic,non-smoking and
    > neither or medications,Can you please tell me,In total
    > how many different types of “ORIGINAL”tastes can a
    > girls vaginal fluids have ?
    >
    > I mean in total how many types of tastes do
    > females have (assuming they are totally clean and
    > healthy)?… I have heard they taste
    > sweet,bitter,Salty etc…? Anymore ?
    >
    > QUESTION 2: Is there a limitation to vaginal tastes or
    > there can be millions of tastes ?
    > I know every woman is different and so every
    > woman will taste different.But Isnt there a limitation
    > to such tastes ?
    >
    > I mean can we say that all woman,can have one of
    > the following 4 types of
    > tastes:sweet,salty,Bitter,Sour?
    >
    > QUESTION 3>From where does a female acquire her
    > vaginal taste from? Genetics ? Heridatory ?Acids ?Food
    > we eat ?
    >
    > And how much contribution can diet and
    > hygiene,make in changing a girls vaginal taste?Does it
    > have a big influence on how she tastes or is it that
    > it has a limited effect ?
    >
    > I mean if a girl changes her diet and hygiene,Can
    > her original taste change totally or is it that it
    > will have only a partial effect on her original taste
    > and she will still have her original taste ?
    >
    > Sir,I know my email is very long and you must be
    > very busy.
    >
    > But its a humble request that please take all ur
    > sweet time but PLEASE REPLY BACK.
    >
    > Also,its a request that please reply
    > pointwise,the way I have asked you,for my better
    > understanding..eg Ans1> Ans 2> etc..
    >
    > Anxiously Awaiting ur response.
    >
    > Regards,
    >
    > PAUL
    >
    > EMAIL:sweetkiller21@yahoo.com
    >
    > PS: Plz reply back to my email id.
    > **************
    >
    >

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