Sometimes, I like to put crushed egg shells under my pillow in the hopes I will get a visit from the Bacon Fairy.
Published by Eric Brooks
Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food. PS: Don't listen to Snopes. I am REAL NEWS, and I don't let my crush on Tulsi Gabbard interfere with my objective reporting. So NYAH! View more posts