Alright… eight crayyyyyyyzee nights!
If you’re not:
THEN YOU MUST BE CELEBRATING CHANUKKAH!
I was going to list a few friends, and ask you to pay ’em a visit in their comments… but making lists is such a pain in the ass (and I just woke up from a 6 hour nap. But well, I’m a gentile heathen heretic dog that acknowleges no ONE religion as the ONE TRUE religion, so I can post this anytime I want anyway.)
HAPPY CHANUKKAH youse guys…
Who else but Jewish people can make a holiday out of how far you can stretch out the use of your candles without buying new ones? But hey, eight days worth of gifts, over the one lump-sum settlement that is Christmas…?
Sounds like a sweet deal to me.