I posted this really frisky dream I had last night in someone’s comments section. Of course, not here… you’d have to know where to look.
Not that you *care*… I’m just saying. :0)
I would also like to add to the ongoing discussion, and confirm Miss Smarty pants’ allegation that men “stalk” too…
We sure do BAY-BEE!
See? Sure us guys are generally dumb as posts… but we have our tactics too. :0)
(*My apologies to any males who feel this is, in any way of a “betrayal”, giving out some of our tricks… but “wimmenkind” think we’re “totally dense” and, I’m trying to correct that*)
In this day and age, maybe “stalking” probably isn’t the best word to use. But there is a *fundamental difference* between a guy following you around, trying to summon up the courage to ask you out… or an emotionally disturbed individual who wants to put your head in a jar of formaldehyde, okay? A *BIG* difference. :0)
And if Ruth (from the third grade, whom I gave a black eye once) is reading this: I’m sorry…I *really* didn’t mean to hit you that hard, and *YOU’RE* the reason I am obsessed with redheads, baby! YOW!!!! :0)
Of course, you’re, like, really friggin’ *old* now… EEP!
An open apology to my “friends” is coming up… I didn’t mean for this to run so long…