Yes, yes, yes… it is time, once again, for the Great State of MANtana to do the Polar Plunge in Virginia to benefit the Special Olympics.
Waitaminute. I see what Harlean Carpenter did there…
How Self-Centered Bastards are Ruining the Special Olympics
“If you’ve been on the internet for longer than five minutes, it’s likely that you are at least aware of, if not familiar with, a satiric entity operating under the title of President of The Great State of MANtana, EP for short. If you are not, EP is an abrasive, foul-mouthed, mercilessly misogynistic bigot blowhard who has never been and will never be wrong about anything, ever. Just ask him…“