TORNADO WATCH!

And your little dog too!!!!WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

My very first tornado is blowing through town as I write this. 😀

I keep sneaking out of the building to watch the lightning and the torrential rain…. this is SO FRIGGIN COOL!!!! In fact I have to drive home in it now.

So, I won’t be back online until Monday, so if anything should happen to me, I want you to know one thing:

I never liked you.

OK seriously, the worst is over I should be able to make it home ok without flooding or a tree coming down on me, or the E-Mobile™ being hurtled in the air with Dorothy’s house and a few cows…

But no, really… I never liked you.

Published by Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food. PS: Don't listen to Snopes. I am REAL NEWS, and I don't let my crush on Tulsi Gabbard interfere with my objective reporting. So NYAH!

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