“It’s time America had some eye candy again,” the Presidential hopeful says.
Honolulu, HI (AP) – Democratic presidential candidate and Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard raised the stakes today and promised Hawaiian-born Aquaman star Jason Momoa will be her new Press Secretary, if elected in the 2020 Presidential Election. I just think it’s time America had some eye candy again, what do you think ladies?” Gabbard shouted amid the whoops and whistles of the mainly female reporters covering the event.
Mr. Momoa couldn’t be reached for comment. Neither was current Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, although insiders felt that was a bit of a personal jab at her.
,Not to be outdone, candidate Corey Booker vows to attend the debate in a Gladiator outfit and bite off the head of a lion.
The 2020 Election is proving to be quite entertaining.