Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-06

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  • – Soooo, is buying a new blow-up doll technically “Paying for sex”? #
  • Voting time!!!! We can do it! http://lnk.ms/9j9jV #
  • defines MySpace drama as “bunch of arsonists with molotov cocktails running around and then crying FOUL when it’s THEIR house burning down” #
  • – It appears I recommended an Axel Rage that may have been a fake. Oopsie. Here is the REAL Axle Rage that everyone has… http://lnk.ms/BzRjx #
  • just ate a 5lb bag of sugar and drank maple syrup. I apologize in advance for any obnoxious comments I am about to make in your status. #
  • – IT’S ALL SKRIBBLER’S FAULT! (and Bill) I KNEW IT! http://lnk.ms/C5lWd #
  • – Anyone up for late night fun with Jenapher Crowley and Melissa? http://lnk.ms/C6X23 #
  • – This dude should write for the Onion. He cracks me up!!!! http://lnk.ms/C021g #
  • wants to know WHICH ONE OF YOU MUHFUGGAHS STOLE MY LAST STATUS???? #
  • – HAHAHA! Loved it! http://lnk.ms/C7Gt3 #
  • – “Hen Mafia” cracks me up every time! Ring: For all your relationship advice needs! http://lnk.ms/9njKB #
  • defines “MEA CULPA” as “I’m sorry it all finally caught up to me and everyone is mad at me now. This is bad for my image”. #
  • – “MEA CULPA” is Latin for “OH SHIT! I got caught and I better get an apology out just for show before the REST of it comes out!!!!” #
  • has been posting status comments all day to drive people nuts. You can only see them on the “notification” ones. WHOOPS! #
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