Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-12-05

Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter:

  • Nina… you hurt Frank "Superman" Boone's feelings and no one will *like* his poetry. Say you're sorry. 🙁 #
  • – MySpace: A place where people complain about MySpace 24/7, and pots calling the kettles "Attention Whores" – COMEDY GOLD! #
  • – This homeless guy told me he hasn't had a bite in days. So I gave him a Falcon punch. #
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