Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-08-01

Read more of my obnoxious statuses by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EricBrooksCom


  • Oh and in case you dummies haven't figured it out, I am away, partying on the Jersey Shore and all these posts are pre-recorded. #
  • I think I have an image problem and people think I'm a douche. I've been called "Mr. Massengill" by three different people today. :/ #
  • Helooooo from the Jersey Shore! What? Fill Snooki's pickle jars with urine? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. #
  • HOORAY! Thanks to wonderful friends, I have finally joined the 21st Century and have a cellphone now. First order http://twitpic.com/5x9xir #

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Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food. PS: Don't listen to Snopes. I am REAL NEWS, and I don't let my crush on Tulsi Gabbard interfere with my objective reporting. So NYAH!

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