Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-08-28

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  • If u are one of those people running around saying ‘AWESOME SAUCE’ all the time, then you need to be in an accident involving fire ants, ok? #
  • Oh, I’m sorry, @Jesus_M_Christ – I didn’t realize praying for a woman to love me that DIDN’T have an STD was such a tall order for you. 🙁 #
  • Friends are throwing me a cyber birthday party on Facebook today… http://t.co/UstyxrF YOU’RE INVITED! #
  • bwahahahaha! RT @rogueflorida: I rt so much to annoy people who’s only tweets are complaining abour rts #pissoff #
  • OK! RT @KristeenRichard: #TeamFollowback pls follow/support upcoming @ThatBoyMarshay listen to his song “Wetter” http://t.co/NlKtqhl #
  • THANK YOU! RT @jimmler: #FollowFriday @ericbrookscom @latinaturk @thitiaofficial (via @ffhelper) #
  • Sure are a lot of bitter old geezers haunting abandoned amusement parks in this country in monster costumes, aren’t there? Thx, Scooby Doo! #
  • VOTE for @ModelGinnyGunn in MAXIM’s Hometown Hottie Contest http://t.co/W7qgNnP #
  • happy birthday @Chadthreesixty (this post is pre-timed from yesterday, you know, in case I’m killed in the hurricane or something) SMILES!! #
  • HURRICANE AFTERMATH: OH DEAR GOD, THE STENCH OF DEATH IS EVERYWH… oh. It’s just my socks under the desk. Sorry. #

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